RNGesus I was walking along the beach. There, my younger adopted cousin, Juan the Baptist stood. "Come cousin" he said, tipping his Sombrero and eating a burrito. I came. He had a vat of tequila and he dunked me in it. "You shall now be reborn on the name of RNG." He tequila'd the rest of my party, and we all got plastered and mad cray cray. And Juan joined my party. #ffxiv